Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?